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striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

yeah i mean look at that dude like three or four down they look like they just told the worst joke and can’t help laughing at it, meanwhile dude standing next to them has their hands up in the air like “ugghhh bro come the fuck on that was terrible your jokes are the worst”. third skeleton refusing to even look at either of them because goddamn it andy every fucking time pull yourself together i can’t believe you’re already this drunk and i swear to skeleton god if you dare to pull that poking my arm and telling me to “be more humerus” shit again i am going to literally steal your skull while you’re passed out in the bathroom like you always are

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sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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bonerdoctor:

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benjiecon:

you have my attention

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teapayne:

you never know!

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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sharoontheraccoontyphoon:

Walmart. What a time to be alive.

Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.

blaze it

time to go to walmart

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